Captain Congeniality

Such a nice boy...

2:45 PM

Aristocratic Thought

Posted by Jesse |

Twizzlers -  Mmmmmmmmmm.

A bottle of cheap Tennessee whiskey, a Confederate Flag, a tattered "good news" bible, a 386 pc, and a whole lot of stupidity.


I actually got this same e-mail back in March, and replied asking for details but none could be given.  Then I asked the sender if he would like people sending e-mails about him saying that he was in fact the dumbest mother fucker to walk the earth.  No response from him as of yet.  Still awaiting the e-mail back with baited breath and a hopeful heart.

Johnny Mac: "But I was a POW."


Rest of the Room: "...."

Johnny Mac: "God damn it I have never been an astronaut, but I know the challenges of space."


Via Andrew 

Johnny Mac a bit huffy, surely you jest.


Decisions, decisions should I get the plums or the pears? Fuck it, the economy is in the tank. I'll get both while I still can. 


Remember when we didn't like farmers? Oh oops, maybe that was just me, and maybe that had more to do with that farmers daughter I dated in high school. Just sayin...

Oh yeah, and I saw a guy wearing a McCain tee shirt and overalls.  Once again, just sayin...

1:49 PM

K-Lo condensed

Posted by Jesse |

Pelosi sucks. The real leader in congress is John McCain he is hot in a maverickesque way.


At least in one Chicago bar.

Does she look chunky in this picture?


I choose not to comment on the overall weirdness of the fact that the guy used his daughter as the model or the obvious Freudian undertones that comes with that. Ick.