tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6080978634984715962011-04-21T11:44:25.779-07:00Such a nice boy...Jessehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17196729405847614175noreply@blogger.comBlogger71100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-608097863498471596.post-19389205966688106952008-10-01T14:45:00.000-07:002008-10-01T14:49:45.930-07:00Twizzlers -  Mmmmmmmmmm.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/608097863498471596-1938920596668810695?l=captaincongeniality.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jessehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17196729405847614175noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-608097863498471596.post-83588373762548615492008-10-01T13:50:00.000-07:002008-10-01T14:03:11.325-07:00A bottle of cheap Tennessee whiskey, a Confederate Flag, a tattered "good news" bible, a 386 pc, and a <a href="http://bgalrstate.blogspot.com/2008/09/only-in-south-carolina.html">whole lot of stupidity</a>.<div><br /></div><div>I actually got this same e-mail back in March, and replied asking for details but none could be given.  Then I asked the sender if he would like people sending e-mails about him saying that he was in fact the dumbest mother fucker to walk the earth.  No response from him as of yet.  Still awaiting the e-mail back with baited breath and a hopeful heart.</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/608097863498471596-8358837376254861549?l=captaincongeniality.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jessehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17196729405847614175noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-608097863498471596.post-23334729632882909132008-10-01T13:42:00.000-07:002008-10-01T14:12:12.748-07:00J<a href="http://www.time-blog.com/swampland/2008/10/des_moines_register.html">ohnny Mac</a>: "But I was a POW."<div><br /></div><div>Rest of the Room: "...."</div><div><br /></div><div>Johnny Mac: "God damn it I have never been an astronaut, but I know the challenges of space."</div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div>Via<a href="http://andrewsullivan.theatlantic.com/the_daily_dish/2008/10/mike-murphy-on.html"> Andrew</a> </div><div><br /></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;">Johnny Mac a <a href="http://www.americablog.com/2008/10/mccain-at-des-moines-register-combative.html">bit huffy</a>, surely you jest.</span></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/608097863498471596-2333472963288290913?l=captaincongeniality.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jessehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17196729405847614175noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-608097863498471596.post-39364849589046612232008-10-01T08:51:00.000-07:002008-10-01T13:35:25.859-07:00Decisions, decisions should I get the plums or the pears? Fuck it, the economy is in the tank. I'll get both while I still can. <div><br /></div><div>Remember when we didn't like farmers? Oh oops, maybe that was just me, and maybe that had more to do with that farmers daughter I dated in high school. Just sayin...<div><br /></div><div>Oh yeah, and I saw a guy wearing a McCain tee shirt and overalls.  Once again, just sayin...</div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/608097863498471596-3936484958904661223?l=captaincongeniality.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jessehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17196729405847614175noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-608097863498471596.post-18560719027384800682008-09-30T14:42:00.000-07:002008-10-01T13:36:37.566-07:00<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8c0TSpfE00I">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8c0TSpfE00I</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/608097863498471596-1856071902738480068?l=captaincongeniality.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jessehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17196729405847614175noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-608097863498471596.post-84209122652724444582008-09-30T13:49:00.000-07:002008-10-01T14:04:23.278-07:00<a href="http://corner.nationalreview.com/post/?q=OWE2MTIxN2E1OGQyNWFlMGRjN2E1M2UyNWI3YjkxNDc=">Pelosi sucks.</a> The real leader in congress is <a href="http://corner.nationalreview.com/post/?q=ZWRjODY0NmVkNzBhZDM3NzM2MTRjMjg1ZDkyNmFkN2Q=">John McCain he is hot in a maverickesque </a>way.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/608097863498471596-8420912265272444458?l=captaincongeniality.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jessehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17196729405847614175noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-608097863498471596.post-613199659201798172008-09-30T12:42:00.001-07:002008-10-01T14:51:25.867-07:00<a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_ddgwjr-Ma1c/SOKLsZGEFTI/AAAAAAAAAAM/DX-P-4l9kKQ/s1600-h/Palin.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5251913710234244402" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_ddgwjr-Ma1c/SOKLsZGEFTI/AAAAAAAAAAM/DX-P-4l9kKQ/s320/Palin.jpg" border="0" /></a><br />At least in one <a href="http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/local/chi-talk-naked-sarahsep30,0,4944201.story">Chicago bar</a>.<br /><br />Does she look chunky in this picture?<br /><br /><br />I choose not to comment on the overall weirdness of the fact that the guy used his daughter as the model or the obvious Freudian undertones that comes with that. Ick.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/608097863498471596-61319965920179817?l=captaincongeniality.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jessehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17196729405847614175noreply@blogger.com0